Bathroom Conversation
Tonight we went to dinner at a restaurant in the city. Livvy announced, "I need to go poo-poo."
So we headed off to the bathroom. She hopped up and hunched over and started grunting.
Then she said in a growly, low "I'm-pooping" voice, "It going to be a little while."
She continued, "This is how you talk when you poop."
And then I heard the telltale plop of a poop. I said, "Boy that sounded like a big one."
She replied, still in pooping voice, "No, it's a medium one."



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