Things you don't dare do for Livvy, unless you want to face the wrath of a three-year-old

  • don't flush her poop or pee
  • don't pick the juice she drinks in the morning, and once it's been picked don't remove or insert the straw
  • don't click the secondary clips on her child seat, that's her "job"
  • don't pick out her pajamas
  • don't crack her hard boiled egg
  • don't assume she wants cheese or pepper on her pasta or egg
  • don't shake her ovaltine
  • don't stir her yogurt -- she likes the "juicy bite"

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